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I turn polar bears white

And I will make you cry.

I make guys have to pee

And girls comb their hair.

I make celebrities look stupid

And normal people look like celebrities.

I turn pancakes brown

And make your champane bubble.

If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.

If you look at me, you'll pop.

Can you guess the riddle?

97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out,

But 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out,

In 6 minutes or less.

Can you guess the riddle?

Yea i stole this off a myspace bulletin.....plz help!!?

ill say no sense everyone else is*

Yea i stole this off a myspace bulletin.....plz help!!?

no. the answer is no.

PS: the reason why 84% of kindergarteners get it right is because they say no they cant answer it.

Harvard students would not admit they dont know it.

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I believe it's time. i think........

Yea i stole this off a myspace bulletin.....plz help!!?

WTF OMG THE ANSWER FOR THE BILLIONTH TIME IS NO!!!!!!!!!!! IT IS NOT PRESSURE OR TIME OR ANY OTHER CRAP LIKE THAT

LOOK UP QUESTIONS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THEM YOU STUPID PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yea i stole this off a myspace bulletin.....plz help!!?

D= It's no like everyone else is saying.

Yea i stole this off a myspace bulletin.....plz help!!?

The answer was NO but you said it wrong! And we see this about 20 times a day anyway...

Yea i stole this off a myspace bulletin.....plz help!!?

No.

Yea i stole this off a myspace bulletin.....plz help!!?

No, please tell.

Yea i stole this off a myspace bulletin.....plz help!!?

*sigh* This riddle is posted at least three times a day, if not more.

The answer is "no." No, I cannot solve the riddle. Harvard grads can't solve it because they try to figure it out logically, but kindergartners don't try.

Yea i stole this off a myspace bulletin.....plz help!!?

no the answer is no

Yea i stole this off a myspace bulletin.....plz help!!?

its not asking what am i...its asking can you guess the riddle and you can't so the answer is no. :)